Slaptopia

The pitch

Two players. One meter. The slap lands when your nerve does. Slaptopia is ranked slap-fighting where nothing you can buy makes you hit harder — timing is the whole economy.

The build

Forty-eight thousand lines of Luau: matchmaking, isolated match instances for 1v1 and 2v2, a 100-tier belt ladder, an 80-level career, bots with personalities to train against. The part I trust most isn't a feature — it's the regression suite that snapshots the whole game into a 130,000-line baseline and diffs it before anything ships.

The sound

Every note, every impact — mine. The audio thread and the game thread are the same thread here.

Go touch it

Play Slaptopia on Roblox. The banner says "David Weaver Presents" because I did.